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“I AM NO LONGER A VIRGIN....Says a 10yr old girl

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The family was at the dining table. The little 10-year-old girl wasn't eating and had her nose in her plate…. After a few moments, she said, “I’have something to tell you people” Silence around the table. “I’m no longer a virgin”, and she begins to cry. A long silence again. And then, the father angrily and screamed at his wife, “It’s your fault! Always dressed and make up like a prostitute! Do you think you are setting a good example for your daughter? You see now? That’s how problems arrive”. The wife, in turn yelled at her husband: “What about you? Are you setting a good example? Wasting your salary on sluts who sometimes even accompany you to your doorstep! Are you setting a good example for your 10-year-old daughter?”. The father continued “And her elder sister, that good for nothing, With her rasta man of a boyfriend, Who is always found with her in all the hotels. Do you believe she is setting a good example for her younger sister?” ...

PUBLIC HEALTH ANNOUNCEMENT

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* USEFUL AND HELPFUL INFORMATION  ON PENIS CAPTIVUS * Before you start blaming village people, "magun" and witchcraft,  please read on. Knowledge cures superstition. * Penis captivus * is a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. The male and a female get truly stuck. It is a very rare phenomenon. It has nothing to do with witchcraft, spells thrown, or nemesis for infidelity. During love making, suddenly you realize that you're stuck. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out. At first, you both wait a little while then try to pull out, and it stays stuck. Stuck penis doesn't make everyone laugh! Medical students tell each other hunting stories, just as senior doctors. We can all laugh. But if it happens to you, you won't find it especially fun. An emergency doctor was c...